Chivalry was in the fridge
taking my last beer.
He's gained weight
like a 4-H blue ribbon winner
He hasn't shaved in days
Don't ask him why
He'll just say,
"What do you expect from
an allegory?"
Then he'll turn back
to watching Toddlers & Tiaras
or Bridezilla.
But if you press him
like I did, he'll belch
in your face.
"Look, you get the chivalry
the culture deserves.  Now sod off."
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