Google is testing a new service Google Mine where you tell them everything you own and like so you can share it with
advertisers and thieves your friends. What could go wrong? Next up is Google Panopticon where they record every element of your life from dawn to dusk, cradle to grave so advertisers can analyze your total behaviour to sell you stuff! You need stuff right? I know I do.
In other news EU regulators are threatening to fine Google for privacy violations. Repeat after me “Don’t be evil.”